*A new teacher asked the students:*

*"Who killed Abu Jahl?"*

*One student said: "By Allah! It wasn't me, Teacher!"*

*The second one said: "I was absent yesterday."*

*The third one said: "I can't even slaughter a chicken, do you want me to kill a man?"*

*When the teacher heard all these foolish responses, he went to the principal*

*and told him the whole story.*

*The principal came to the class and asked the children the same question, and they gave the exact same answers.*

*Then the principal took the teacher aside and whispered:*

*"Are you absolutely sure that the killer is in this class?"* 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣