The wife, standing in front of the mirror, asked her husband:
"Am I looking very fat?"
Thinking that a fight might break out, the husband smiled and said:
"Oh no, not at all!"
The wife became happy and romantically said:
"Okay then, lift me up in your arms and take me to the fridge, I want to eat ice cream."
Seeing the situation going out of control, the worried husband said:
"Darling, you stay right here, I will bring the fridge to you!"